Sounds from a 5 year old playdate in my home today……
Mom: Would you like chicken noodle soup or corn dogs?
Kids: “Chicken Noodle soup”, they screamed in a VERY excited manner
Mom: Sure, no problem
Bam Bam’s friend while eating chicken soup: With a sour face, “This doesn’t taste like my chicken noodle soup.”
Bam Bam: Yeah, this doesn’t taste like my chicken noodle soup. (Note: this is the same chicken noodle soup he has almost every day)
Mom: Would you like corn dogs then instead of soup?
Kids: No
Mom: Would you like a turkey sandwich?
Kids: Can we have corn dogs?
Bam Bam’s Friend: Can I take off the corn and only eat the hot dog?
Mom: Yes.
(Note to self: I feel like I’m a short order cook. Maybe that can be a part time job idea for me.)
After Lunch…..
Bam Bam: Mom, can we set up our grey tent in the backyard?
Mom: But, its pouring rain outside and you’re both wearing shorts.
Bam Bam: That’s ok, we’ll wear our rain boots and carry an umbrella over our lego box.
Mom: Well, ok then. 
*snicker* Perhaps they can take the leftover corn from their dogs as a snack to the backyard. Seriously, who doesn’t eat the corn? That’s the best part!
I agree, the corn is definitely the best part, with all its buttery goodness. I ate the leftover corn.